Monday, October 27, 2008
Bad Jokes + Upcoming HEC Events!
¡Hola, muchachos! I know this past week’s been a rough one for all of us, so I’d like to start off with a couple jokes to lighten the mood.
How many Cornell students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many Hotelies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Come on guys, we learned that stuff in 105. Sooo freshman year.
How many Hotelies does it take to…guess the number of candy corn pieces in a jar?
That’s a trick question(/joke). I don’t know the answer(/punch line) either. But, you can find out for yourself if you stop by the Student Lounge on Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday! The HEC board is holding a Halloween philanthropy event, for which all Hotelies are encouraged to come and guess the number of candy corn pieces in a jar (hence, the clever title of my joke). The winner gets not only a $25 gift card to Maxie’s, but also ALLLLL the candy corn (better alert the dentist ASAP). The board suggests a 50 cent donation to guess, and all the proceeds go to UNICEF. How philanthropic!
A word of advice: it might be a good idea to bring along a buddy, just to have someone available to crack under the pressure for you. Hey, it might be fun to watch.
P.S. No fair if you have an engineer friend guess for you, or someone similarly good at spatial quantification (I don’t even know what it means—in fact, I just made it up—but it sounds like something a smart person would know).
Announcement Part Deux (today’s theme is Multicultural Madness, btw):
HEC is holding a General Body Meeting (read: open to ALL Hotelies) this Tuesday at 4:30 in room 196. The Board will be discussing HEC updates and future events as well a recap of C.Popp’s goat farm trip and the amenity focus group from last Thursday! If you still haven’t gotten involved in HEC yet, this is the perfect way to start!
A final word before I sign off: *****VOTE!!!***** please.
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